I invite you all to come,

To visit Liberal-Eseum,

Where we love creating schism,

Essential joys of liberalism.

You can join with Antifa,

Get in someone's face,

Leaving blood and bruises,

And trashing every place.

You're free to act like thugs,

It's loads of thrilling fun,

Wearing your black hood and mask,

And keeping enemies on the run.

As long as Mr. Soros,

Supplies a lot of cash,

We'll keep breaking windows,

And overturning trash.

We'll burn a lot of cars,

And beat up people too,

Because that's what we're paid,

Lots of bucks to do.

When the rioting's over,

We'll run back to our place,

Hoping nobody will find us,

And see our unmasked face.

You see in Liberal-Eseum,

We think we've seen the light,

What most folks would call wrong,

We believe is right.

We're just out there trying,

To do our little part,

To prove that white is black,

And swamps are works of art.

So come along and join in,

Breed chaos, greed and fear,

For those are what we live for,

And what we hold most dear.

If you don't think as we do,

You're bigoted and blind,

We think you'll miss the greatest truth,

That you could ever find.

Drop independent thinking,

Start following the crowd.

And move in blind obedience,

Where thinking's not allowed.

Consider all the mental stress,